Suck It And See.

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

168561 notes / reblog / 8 hours ago

• police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
• me: not with that attitude

361002 notes / reblog / 8 hours ago

I’m too busy being yours to fall for somebody new

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deppinmypants:

johnny depp has turned 50 today and i can confirm that i’d still tap dat ass

38981 notes / reblog / 1 week ago

add me on skype, nobody is online D: 

morganbradley94 :)

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